Robert Kelman

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Robert Kelman.
...just make it 'bob'!

Birthplace/Date

Saltcoats

Age

31-40

Where Do You Live

London.
For 34 of my 36 years.

Status

Single.
Dammit! I have to go to partys on my own!

What do you do

Engineer.
Tho' My original trade is the well respected Painter/Decorator.

What have you done in the past

Well being the only Scot with a cockney accent in my School, learnt how to laugh at England managers at an early age.
Lets see...Painter, kitchen porter (once!) self employed, and now a good 6 years at engineering.
I am currently going to collage, taking my City and Guilds in Electrical Installation...never too old!

How long have you known Davy

1-5 Years

How do you Know Davy Allan

Well, I have only met him once, but great bloke. I joined to meet other Hearts fans.

Favourite Colour

Maroon.
Actually it is joint first with Darkest blue!

Favourite Animal

1) Human: reason..I like the way we re-produce!
2) Porpoise: ....They sing and mate for life. Also a great song by Davy Jones.
3) Chickens:......taste!
4) Cats:......Because I flipping hate dogs.

Favourite Clothes

I am rubbish with clothes! Hence the no girlfriend!

Favourite Music

Paul McCartney.
Brian Wilson.
Frank Sinatra.
Oasis.
Partridge Family.
(well...I had a thing for Shirley Jones!!!)

Favourite Films

Braveheart.
Waterloo Bridge.
A Hard Days Night.
Anything with James Bond. eg..a James Bond movie!

Favourite TV

Friends,
Voyager,
the Prisoner,
Simpsons,
Futurama,
OFAH,
Dallas.
I always check Crimewatch..just in case.

Favourite Authors/Books

Burns,
Criton,
Agatha Christie and that type of stuff.
I only tend to read Biographys tho'

Favourite Quote

Pleasures are like poppies spread.
You seize a flower..it's bloom is shed.
Or like the snow falls on the river..
A moment white..then gone forever

Favourite Food

Pasta,
chocolate,
soup,
Indian and chinky.

Favourite Drinks

That Smirnoff ice

Favourite Bars/Restaurants

Cumberland hotel's Original Carvery.
(Marble Arch.)

Favourite Places You've been

Well, I always go home, but then nothing compares to Scotland..does it?

Places You'd like to go

States and
Russia,.

Favourite Hobbies/Sports

I do running, badly, but take part in marathons.
I always watch the WWF.
Well, someone has to!!!

Best Time(s) of Your Life

Getting engaged to Kate in 96 (she dumped me later)
Finishing my first marathon at age 35
Giving up smoking.
Getting to see Hearts at least once a year.

Anything Else

Yes.
I hate being lonely, I love the model JO GUEST, I once had a fight with a girl and lost, I got my first tattoo last year, it says 100% SCOTTISH, My first love was with a girl called Linda, I bought HANSONS last album, I also support ManU, I see Spurs a lot as my best mate is a fan, I want to meet the Rock, I admire the Royal Family, and I like monjey

Email

bobkelman@hotmail.com