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Name | Kenny 'Fat Bob' Noble |
Birthplace/Date | Me Maw's bed |
Age | 31-40 |
Where Do You Live | Briggy Weir |
Status | Wife numero deux and wan brat |
What do you do | m*******e furiously |
What have you done in the past | sailed the seven seas of rye |
How long have you known Davy | 21-30 Years |
How do you Know Davy Allan | 'cos he's a fat drunken a**e - and that makes two of us |
Favourite Colour | tartan - I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure |
Favourite Animal | Davus Allanus |
Favourite Clothes | Elle McPhersons pants |
Favourite Music | anything as long as it's loud |
Favourite Films |
The Blues Brothers |
Favourite TV | The one in the boozer for watching fitba without the wife nagging. |
Favourite Authors/Books |
The Beano |
Favourite Quote | How's about a bit of rumpy pumpy big boy - Tamsin Outhwaite 2001 |
Favourite Food | curry |
Favourite Drinks | Lager / Vodka |
Favourite Bars/Restaurants | Any that sell or preferably give away drink and food |
Favourite Places You've been | The moon, it's amazing the trips you can go on with good drugs |
Places You'd like to go | Tokyo to see Bonnie Scotland lift the world cup - in my dreams |
Favourite Hobbies/Sports | motor biking, drinking with davy, Fitba, Rugby, Sex, but not necessarily in that order |
Best Time(s) of Your Life | Seeing Deep Purple in concert in 1975 & shagging Elle McPherson |
Anything Else | Yes, Davy is the ugliest person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, but we can't hold that against him |