Frank McFuddle

Question	Answer

Name	Frank McFuddle
Birthplace/Date	Somebody asked me if I was dug up
Age	Ok I'm old
Where Do You Live	Musselburgh or Edinburgh or Pollock Halls or London or Yorkshire or the Borders or Glasgow??
Status	Now thats an interesting story
What do you do	Sack people
What have you done in the past	Lots of bad things. Made Geoff Capes' bed.
How long have you known Davy	Over 30 Years
How do you Know Davy Allan	He was Spock, I was his Doctor McCoy.
Favourite Colour	Pink. The color of my eyeballs every time I look in the mirror in the morning? No, green, the color of my fav footie team? No black, black, black, its all going black
Favourite Animal	A monkey. Not only do the legs taste like chicken, the fingers are almost pheasant flavoured. The brain is the most treasured part. Its rumored to extend the average erection to over 93 minutes per occasion. The hard bit is keeping it down after you have finished chewing it (the brain that is)
Favourite Clothes	My socks
Favourite Music	Tsibola Mulamba, by Tshala Muana. Or maybe even Kwassa Kwassa, by Empire Bakuba. If you've ever sat on a river boat on the Zaire river watching the sun going down with a warm beer and a hangover, you will know what I mean.
Favourite Films	Apocalypse Now.
Favourite TV	Simpsons or all the Blackadder series
Favourite Authors/Books	Spot the Dog. Anything else taxes my imagination.
Favourite Quote	o me miserum. Applies to me too often
Favourite Food	When sober, Coco Pops When half drunk, Indian food When drunk, Doner Kebabs When hungover, Kippers
Favourite Drinks	Absolutely anything with alcohol in it
Favourite Bars/Restaurants	Bills Bar as it was
Favourite Places You've been	On the grounds of protecting anonymity, nobody knows her.
Places You'd like to go	Like to go back to the favorite place I've been
Favourite Hobbies/Sports	Football (at least the drinking bits before and after games - # the football bit isn't much fun really), whalewatching and slaugtering anything that moves.
Best Time(s) of Your Life	9 months spent drinking, sweating and generally behaving like an animal in Africa
Anything Else	Is this like a dating agency? If so, I'd just like to say that I look much younger than my age and am widely acknowledged to be drop dead gorgeous.
Email	ken.lightly@btinternet.com