Blooper Watch: with Celtic playmaker Gary Caldwell

It was another error-strewn performance from the Celtic defender at Tynecastle this weekend after his efforts against Kilmarnock on the opening day of the season.

15 mins Caldwell attempts Beckenbauer-esque dribble out of defence but falls on his erse. Blames Mark Wilson

25 mins Trips over molehill in penalty area as he attempts to trap ball under pressure from Roman Bednar. Blames Stephen McManus

36 mins Sends ball into Tynecastle crowd after mistaking Celtic fan for a player. Blames pitch
45 mins Enters field of play with boots on wrong feet, but spots his mistake when his pass goes to a Celtic player. Changes boots around and blames Artur Boruc

56 mins Attempts Ronaldinho stepover on half-way line but gets ball tangled up in his feet and concedes possession. Blames Ronaldinho for inventing Ronaldinho stepover

90+ mins Drives wrong way down one-way street and crashes car into lamp-post as he tries to avoid oncoming bus. Blames passer-by

Taken from the Herald